This biker was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms.
So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The biker replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, then picked up the store intercom and said "One box of large condoms to register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting and, like most of us, up for a cheap thrill.
When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the store intercom and said, "One box of medium sized condoms to register 5."
A few customers back was this teen-aged boy. He thought what he had witnessed was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got up to the register, he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size, and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said, "Clean up at register 5!"

This biker has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings.
The biker answers it and a kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" The biker, mildly amused calls down his daughter and the two leave.
A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to see Kim. We're gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?" The guy, now perplexed, says, "Yes." and the two take off.
A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A standing there says, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're gonna go to the show. Can she go?" The man, now kind of annoyed says, "Yes." the two depart.
Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Chuck.." The biker shot him.