Due to
circumstances beyond our control there has been a short break in this contest.
It will resume for the month of September 2008. Check back soon to see the
prizes for September's contest. Click
here to see the picture for the September 2008 contest.
THE LIGHTER
SIDE OF BIKING
"BEST
CAPTION CONTEST"
PAST WINNERS
May/June
March's
Winning Caption Submitted
by: Bill Davis
Winning
Caption: It used to have 125 horsepower, now it has only 2 whorespower!
| CAPTIONS
SUBMITTED: |
| CAPTION |
SUBMITTED
BY: |
| It
used to have 125 horsepower, now it has only 2 whorespower! |
Bill
Davis |
| If
he could leave the bike out of it this Ménage à trois
daydream would be a lot more fun! |
Mark
Taylor . |
| "Come
on Buddy, you got it wrong. Your suppose to be hauling ass" |
Alan
Hogan |
| Usually
it's the woman yelling, "Push Harder...Faster...Faster" |
John
Cintil . |
| Jane
yells from behind, "Is this good enough Dick?" |
Tom
Baklet . |
| HOOKERS
ARE NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS |
JEFF
BUSBY |
| Date
Rape Drug hard at work. |
Nikki
Ehlers |
| "Come
one girls...push harder. I promise it will make your buns and legs sexier
for that pole dance you do so well." |
Derek
Quinn |
| Who
cares if between the two of them, there isn't enough culinary skill to
boil a pan of water? |
Terry
Godwin . |
Now
Bob may be old and gray, but he's not stupid!
With the price of gas going up daily, he knows that a
"nice ass" will get you a lot further than a tank of gas any
day! |
Robert
D. Jones |
| Those
rich old bikers always have the coolest wheelchairs and the finest nurses
pushing them. |
Barry
Carter . |
| Two
thoughts from recent TV commercials come to mind: "Push it, push it
real good!" & "I can see your butt!" |
Tom
McCray . |
APRIL 2008
March's
Winning Caption Submitted
by: Bill Davis
I knew most
bikers had pu&&y on the brain, but this is ridiculous!
| CAPTION |
SUBMITTED
BY: |
| HEY
GARFIELD ! EAT YOUR HEART OUT, CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS ME ! |
Mike
Brown |
| "I
said turn right, Now look what you got us into" |
Dean
Marzoni |
| Man
I look ridiculous! Do I have to wear these stupid goggles, Why does he
make me do this? Slow Down! |
Alan
Hogan |
|
Bikers get more pu&&y
than you could ever imagine!
|
James
and Heather Taylor |
|
When they said "ride
that pu&&y" this isn't what I had in mind .
|
Joe
Mareno |
| I
knew most bikers had pu&&y on the brain, but this is ridiculous! |
Bill
Davis. |
| Daniel
Boone had a coon, I'm Matt how do you like my cat? |
Sam
Carson. |
| I
hope that is not what I think it is running down the back of my neck! |
Mark
Hanks . |
MARCH 2008
March's
Winning Caption Submitted
by: Aaron Brown
If you think this head is big,
you should see my other one!
| I've
really gotta stop drinking. These hangovers are killing me! |
Bill
Crangston. |
| No
cop ever got a big head after putting on a uniform and straddling
a Harley. |
Dave
Rickson |
| "Darth
Vader eat your heart out" |
Josey Wales |
| As
he sat there waiting for speeding motorist, his mind wandered and
he dreamed of a hat that would fit."
|
Paul
McCann |
| Cop on an EGO trip.... |
Corrina |
|
See I told you if you give them a badge they get the big head
|
Tracy Weatherwax
|
|
"Whoever is in charge of uniforms is in for an @&&
whoopin!"
|
Chris Conover
|
|
If you think this head is big,
you should see my other one!
|
Aaron Brown
|
|
"I think I'm gonna need a bigger bike."
|
Bob Steiner
|
|
"What's that in the road....AHead?"
|
Tom House
|
|
I knew I did too much Air Duster Last Night
|
Heather Blehm
|
FEBRUARY 2008
February's
Winning Caption Submitted
by: Mike
Brown
ALZHEIMER'S
RACING TEAM: "We can't remember the last time we had this much
fun!"
| CAPTION |
SUBMITTED
BY: |
| "YEA
WE BAD".."I HOPE THAT WAS JUST A FART".."I THINK I WET
MYSELF" |
Alan
Hogan |
| "V"
is for Viagra. I'll sit here for an hour or so, because that's NOT a gun
in my pocket! |
Mark
Davis. |
| Little
help here! Can somebody please get me off this thing?! |
Bill
Harris. |
| These
young riders did not realize that riding above the speed of light can
cause rapid aging.
Warning: always keep
your speed below 186,000 miles per second. Also note: your headlights will
not work above this speed!
|
Dana
Thomas |
| "The
new exciting line from Honda can make you feel like a kid again. (You
might want to pay attention to the 'Do not enter-One way' signs) |
Jay
Peterson |
| ALZHEIMER'S
RACING TEAM "We can't remember the last time we had this much
fun!" |
Mike
Brown |
| The
salesman said these sport-bikes would help us pick up young dirty biker
chicks. "Peace baby, Yeah, you Grandma!!....How yooooou dooooin'?" |
Barry
Dugan |
| "OLD
SCHOOL BIKERS ON NEW SCHOOL BIKES"....SCARY!!! |
Marcia
Hogan |
| "My
new ride is so fast it made me go number 2." |
Derek
Quinn |
| "I
got two pieces of a&& on my new ride!" |
Nikki
Ehlers |
| Now
Showing at a theater near you; Three Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest |
Josey
Wales |
JANUARY 2008
December's
Winning Caption Submitted
by: Alan Hogan
"I THOUGHT
YOU SAID YOU WERE FAST"...
| CAPTION |
SUBMITTED
BY: |
| HOLY
CRAP! Objects really ARE closer than they appear in the mirror! |
Ron
Hart. |
| I
hope this tow rope holds! |
Mark
Montrie. |
| OK
! Ok ! I'll change the paint color |
Josey
Wales |
| Come
on, you want a piece of me! |
Robert
Brooke |
| OH
S#&T! |
Karen
Campbell |
| Maybe
I SHOULD have taken that right turn back in Albuquerque! |
Dave
Billings. |
| I've
got a feeling this is gonna hurt! |
Gary
Austin. |
| Flash
your headlights all you want, THIS IS AS FAST AS I CAN GO!!! |
Barry
Collins. |
| I
hate tailgaters! |
Mike
Lowery. |
| Damn
those police interceptors are fast
|
Kate
Tacey |
| Move
over bacon here comes something leaner. |
Konni
Reusser |
| OK!!!
I promise I'll have your money by Monday!!!! |
Derek
Quinn |
| I
NEED TECH SUPPORT!!!!! |
Nikki
Quinn |
| "I
THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE FAST"... |
Alan
Hogan |
| "Geez
Mom, I told you I'd be right home!" |
Chris
Conover |
| "Feet
don't fail me now !" |
Mike
Brown |
| That's
right I said '' Yer Mama'' bitch!!! |
Billy
Campbell |
| “Goose,
I’m too close for missiles, I’m switching to guns.” |
Douglas
Wilson |
DECEMBER
2007
December's
Winning Caption Submitted
by: Jim
Tacey
We are the original Biker Babes!
| CAPTION |
SUBMITTED
BY: |
| "Ours is
bigger than ya'lls!" |
Mark Harris |
| "Hey
Hyabusa!" |
Bill Markson |
| "Officer,
wearing a helmet would screw up my perm!" |
Debbie Clark |
| "SHOW
US YOURS AND WELL SHOW YOU OURS!" |
Mike
Brown |
| "We're
the new Hooter Girls now Beotch" |
Alan
Hogan |
|
Geritol Gypsies
|
Konni Reusser
|
|
"Up against the wall you redneck mother's"
|
Bo Covington
|
| "Ass,
gas, or grass! Nobody rides for free!" |
Bill Pollard
|
|
WINNER: "We are the original Biker Babes!"
|
Jim
Tacey
|
|
"This is what all my ex's think of me"
|
Josey Wales
|
| Maude
,are you sure this is the right finger to hitchhike with? |
Karen
Campbell |
| "No
Smartass, You take the handicapped space!" |
Chris
Conover |
| For
the love of Pete you deaf asshole, we said get the Chippendales,
not Chip and Dale! |
Billy
Campbell |
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