Pleasure your cats like never before! Give them...
CATGASMS! & CAT-BLUNTS!
"Cat-Blunts" and "Catgasms" are all natural products (NOT MARIJUANA, DUH!) that cats will love more than they love you...AND THAT IS A LOT!!!! Just sprinkle some of it on the floor or refill their cat toys with it and watch your cats "have a gasm" so to speak.
A limited number of free samples are available (shown above). Email your request for a free sample to while they last. PUT THE WORDS "FREE CATGASMS PLEASE" IN THE SUBJECT LINE! One sample per household.
It should go without saying, but I will say it anyway: you MUST put your complete mailing address in the email or I can't send it to you. (This information will NOT be shared with ANYONE)
If you have already received your free sample or have bought some, please email your evaluation of it to us. We would love some short videos and pics of their reaction. We will send you a FREE 6 ounce container if we use your pics or videos on our pages. If you see out Facebook posts please comment.
When you are partying and they are watching longingly, just toss them their own "Blunt" and watch them tear it UP!
We apologize that the "Cat-Blunts" didn't make it to market in time for 420 this year, but they are here now!
This is an all natural product, with all natural ingredients (again...NOT marijuana!). They will have your cats* writhing on the floor in pleasure, hence the product names.
These gourmet products are in production today and will be available online in our Etsy store shortly. We will add a link here to our store as soon as we add the products.
Other sizes are in the works too.
online starting in a few days! Retailers: We are working on display
packaging and pricing for your retail establishment. Put the Cat-Blunts
right next to your CDB products and watch them fly off the
USE ONLY AS FOLLOWS: SPRINKLE SOME ON THE FLOOR FOR YOUR CAT TO PLAY IN AND/OR REFILL THEIR TOYS WITH CATGASMS.
THIS SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING BUT IN THESE DAYS OF SOAP POD EATING, PROPHYLACTIC SNORTING AND OTHER RAMPANT STUPIDITY… WE FEEL THAT IT MUST BE ACTUALLY SAID,
DO NOT EAT THIS, SMOKE THIS, SNORT
THIS, PUT THIS IN YOUR EYE, HAIR OR ANYWHERE ELSE. DO NOT USE THIS IN
ANY OTHER MANNER THAN IS SPELLED OUT ABOVE! THIS PRODUCT IS NO MORE
HARMFUL THAN GOING TO YOUR FRONT YARD AND EATING YARD GRASS, BUT DON'T
DO THAT EITHER!
THIS PRODUCT IS FOR YOUR CATS, NOT FOR YOU!
* Some cats are immune to the effects of catnip type products so not ALL cats will have a "gasm". We DO NOT actually condone that cats (or any creature on God's earth) actually smoke ANYTHING, those pictures above are for laughs only. Remember the candy cigarettes from the old days? You wouldn't smoke them either so don't smoke our products either. This is a FORTIFIED catnip-catgrass-silvervine product with novel packaging. The actual blend is proprietary.
This page is new and is currently still under construction,
so check back regularly for new information.